reunion

My class's ten-year reunion is this year and I'm not going. The biggest reason is this: not only are the people I would want to see there not going, they can't even find them! True, I know where a couple of those folks are but I'll never tell. But I wouldn't get to see my prom date or my more nerdy friends who made fun of me a lot. So screw it.
I have gotten, however endless emails from them, including this survey. I'm thinking of filling it out and sending it in. I'll have to fill it out first, so here goes...

-What was your name in high school?
Rev. Philip Charles Norbert Rodrigues, Esq.
-What is your current name?
Phil
-What is your current relationship status?
in one
-What is your current partner’s name?
Jermany
-How long have you been with your current partner?
about 2.5 years
-Do you have any children?
not yet!
-If yes, how many children do you have?

-What are their names and ages?

-Are you or your partner pregnant?
Yeah, both of us, but not with babies.
-If yes, when are you due?
any day now
-Which schools have you attended since graduation? How many years at each school?
Los Medanos Community College, 3 years
College of the Redwoods, 2 years
Seattle Central Community College, 2 years
-List all degrees or special training you have completed:
I'm about to get my AA this summer!
-Please describe any Military Service, including Branch and number of years:

-Please describe your current Occupation/Employer.
Closing Lead, Ken's Market QA
-Where have you traveled since high school?
Vancouver, BC
-What is the most interesting trip you’ve been on since high school?
Vancouver, BC, the band went on tour!
-What places would you still like to travel to?
Everywhere else. France in particular.
-What are your hobbies?
Art and comic books
-What is your proudest accomplishment since high school?
coming out of the closet
-Are you where you thought you’d be after ten years?
Not even close
-What is something you’ve done since graduation that you never would have envisioned yourself doing?
ecstasy
-What would you like to accomplish in the next ten years?
More schoolin, sell more art, and make a down payment on a house.
-Tell us something about yourself that would surprise your classmates.
Truly, I don't think there's anything.
-If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be younger.
-If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
I would lower the birthrate for a few decades.
-Where is the most unlikely place you have run into a FHS Alumni at, and who was it?
Hmmm. I worked with Amber Kavanaugh at Wal-Mart.
-Have you ever had a brush with greatness? Met a famous person? Please describe in detail.
OMG, i was at the comic book store once last year and Mike Carey came in! He was there for an appearance but no-one was expecting him and I was ill prepared to have a discussion with him.
-What is the most amazing/oddest/most unique experience you have had since high school?
Mushrooms. That first time...wow.
-How many speeding tickets have you received?
zero. parking tickets is another story.
-How many cars have you owned?
4
-How many cars have you wrecked?
1
-How many piercing do you have? Where are they located?
0
-How many tattoos do you have? Where are they located?
0
-Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr. Cline
-Which high school teacher would you most like to go for a drink with?
Mr. Cline
-What was your favorite high school memory?
Spam
-What was your most memorable school event and why?
The Prom, I got to spend the evening with a good friend.
-What is the strangest or most unusual thing that you remember from high school?
The goldfish in the planter outside the art room. And the misspelled graffiti.
-Which classmate would you like to see at the reunion?
They are all on the "we can't find them" list
-Who was the most memorable couple in high school?
For me, duh, KC and Emilie
-What was your most memorable song from high school?
That Bush song from that Werewolf movie.
-What was your favorite movie from high school?
Same as now. Vice Academy 5.
-What was your favorite hang out during high school?
my bedroom
-What was your favorite sport or extra-curricular activity?
Playing Bass for the choir
-What was your favorite high school sport to watch?
no thanks
-What was your favorite fashion trend during high school?
Polyester
-What was your least favorite fashion trend during high school?
Austin 3:16. That was ours first.
-Which high school class/subject do you use the most in your everyday life?
French (I'm not kidding)

-If you are unable to attend the reunion, please write the rest of the class a message.

Hey, everyone.