Tuesday, May 06, 2008

sinko day my oh

Today I sold a whole lot of Corona and a whole lot of salsa and a whole lot of tortilla chips and a whole lot of taco fixin's. To a whole lot of white people.

On a different note, remember that drawing I sold to that website (that still hasn't published it yet!)? I submitted another one tonight. Here it is, followed by the caption (submitted by someone else, I just illustrated it):

When you’re lonely, any comfort will do.
Gender does not matter - only a warm embrace.
He listens, he cares.
Holding leads to kissing leads to more.
This choice is only temporary.
Please, please only be temporary.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

sit rep

So I didn't spend Free Comic Book Day in the drug and booze induced stupor that I previously suggested. It was more like Super Bowl Sundays when I was a kid...I spent most of it doing chores. I'm not complaining, over all it was a pretty good day. I told myself, No beer or World of Warcraft bfore 8 pm. That way I would, you know, do stuff.
I woke up, ate breakfast, got high and went to the gym. I still have about two weeks left of free membership there before I'm all done and going 45 minutes to an hour on the elliptical does make me feel pretty good. Then I took the bus to Arcane to get my comics. I was bummed to discover that we, the people, were limited to three free comics! Boo! I understand the business of it, but it's not like there was a huge crowd. What's going to happen to all those free copies of Jughead? They're going to sit there.
So then it was back home to study some logic. I was worried because I didn't do so hot on the last quiz, but in only about an hour I caught up and took the next quiz. There was only one question and here was my answer:

1. C > D
2. D > (E & F)
3. (E & F) > G
4. (~C > F) & (A > S)
5. ~G & A­­_____ / (F v S) & ~G
6. ~G (5)simp
7. D > G (2)(3)HS
8. C > G (1)(7)HS
9. ~C (8)(6)MT
10. ~C v A (9)ADD
11. F v S (4)(9)CD
12. (F v S) & ~G (6)(11)CONJ

See that part that says "(4)(9)CD"? That 9 should be a 10. I still got full credit, though! It was about 3 or 4 pm, but I said "Screw it, I rock," and started on my beer. And My laundry.

Yesterday had to be the biggest laundry day I ever had. I did five, count 'em, five loads. So yeah, pretty much everything I own. Reds got separated, whites got bleached, and only one load, the last one, has gone unfolded.
While I was doing this I was also making some awesome hamburgers and mashed potatoes, but the butter I used in the potatoes had absorbed a bunch of fridge odors. This made them taste like shit and I had to throw them out. Luckily I had veggies to eat, too. During this time my roommate Cesar and friends Amber and Christina were having a craft/sewing day thing here. It was fun to see them and the stuff they make.
Oh yeah, I got my stimulus money, too! Woo Hoo! I'm not spending any of it until I budget things yet, but I immediately put $100 in savings as some sort of insurance.
And I got to watch the fourth season on Curb Your Enthusiasm, compliments of my co-worker Pete. He might bring me season five today. I also painted the picture of the fire hydrant in the previous post. Played Warcraft with Steve2 for like an hour. um...I guess that's it.
It was a really good day with one exception. My man is out of town visiting family and I'm not too macho to say I miss him terribly. I'm glad he's getting to spend time with his kin, though.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

what freaking luck!


I had planned to start celebrating Free Comic Book Day like a holiday, much in the way most people celebrate the Super Bowl. You know, take the day off, eat shitty food and drink a lot. But of course I completely forgot.
I knew that it was at the beginning of may and here it is, May 1st, way too close to request the day off. I looked it up to see exactly what day it was and it's May 3rd. The good news is that I have that day off already! And it's a Saturday! Woo Hoo!
So, come Saturday you can be sure that I will be going to Arcane Comics and More in Ballard and grabbing up as many freebies as I can. Then get sufficiently wasted and gorged on junk food. And maybe, like others do on Super Bowl Sunday, I'll go to places where people are working and let them know what a great time I'm having not working and doing something they don't care about.

Monday, April 28, 2008

i am truly blessed

...because I guessed on a lot of these answers.
You know the Bible 85%!
 

Wow! You are awesome! You are a true Biblical scholar, not just a hearer but a personal reader! The books, the characters, the events, the verses - you know it all! You are fantastic!

Ultimate Bible Quiz
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

fight AIDS on my birthday

Participating restaurants are listed on the website. I don't know where I'm going yet, but I'll let you know so you can come wish me a happy birthday!

Now listen to the attractive gay man:

Friday, April 11, 2008

Thursday, April 10, 2008

penis. penispenispenispenis.


With Julian's penis being cut off, Passions is not passing this opportunity to make itself the trashiest I've ever seen it.
Dr. Eve Russel has reattached the penis. However she did so under the supervision of her pregnant hermaphrodite son who drugged her and made her operate drunk. He instructed her to remove a significant amount of the penis and sew it on upside down.
Meanwhile, everyone in town has heard the news. Everyone in Harmony is blabbing 'bout boners! And naturally they are using every euphemism in the book! My favorite line has been "Don't say 'winky dink' to God." Despite the colorful terms, they don't hold back on the 'penis', either. Man almighty, I never thought I'd hear the word 'penis' so much without Jeremy around.
To what lengths will this show go to as is creeps towards it's delayed demise? I can only hope that, similar to shows like Arrested Development and Roseanne and even Roseanne's talk show, that it spirals into insanity just before the end.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

watchmen pics!

There are some more pictures out from the Watchmen movie, which will be released next March. I am now officially really excited about this movie. Even the shots of the sets look great!
Some of the costumes worry me that the movie might focus more on the super-hero-y stuff, rather then the deeper social and emotional focal points of the comics.
Still, I REALLY want to know what Dr. Manhattan is going to look like!

Thursday, April 03, 2008

in Passions news


Julian just had his penis cut off.

Friday, March 28, 2008

walkin the dog

I just got back from California, literally throwing away huge parts of my past that had been weighing me down, locked away in a storage unit. It feels good, but I did manage to get a few goodies out of it, like this picture:

I colored this with Photoshop when I was taking a class in it, maybe in 2004...I recently tried coloring a drawing with Photoshop again and this old one is way better. I'm clearly out of practice. I also found a watercolor of similar content...It's in the style of a fishing photo, but the fish the guy's holding up is a robot fish.
More to come about the trip. I'm still getting settled. It's always great to come back home.

deep thoughts

Friday, March 21, 2008

i always liked this song

but i only recently discovered the video for it, and it's great.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

smokeout

Well, I fell off the wagon. Yup, I went and started smoking again. I'm not beating myself up over it, but my quit-date is April 1st. I'm already ready, but I have a lot of traveling and school and work and things coming up, so I don't just want to be ready, I want to be prepared. Does that make sense?

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

my dogs

...are barkin' somethin feirce! Don't know why my feet are hurting any more than usual today. Is it cuz I danced at kareoke on sunday? The rest of my body is super tired, also. I think when I get home (i'm at work right now)I'm gonna have a foot bath with summa this:

Sunday, February 24, 2008

SNL returns, attn: election

While watching Saturday Night Live last night I realized that it was significant for many reasons. First of all, it was the first episode since the writer's strike ended. It was appropriately hosted by Tina Fey, the former SNL writer who made a name for herself by hosting Weekend Update before moving on to bigger writing/acting gigs.

The absence of television during the last few months may have done more to the country than make us bored. With nothing to focus on other than reality TV, I think people became more aware of current events, fueling the excitement that the '08 election seems to have brought. Not only do we have both a woman and a black man in the running, enough to grab any politically-apathetic person's attention, we didn't have TV around to distract us (as much). People have listened to speeches and opinions and debates and have made some choices. Sure, some have made the decision based on aesthetics, but it's America, people can do that. But there was something missing that I didn't think about and wonder if anyone else did.

Where is that institution that has helped sway the public opinion of presidents and presidential hopefuls by parodying them for the last twenty years? From Dana Carvey's Bush Sr. to Phil Hartman and Darrell Hammond's Bill Clinton to Will Farrel's first-rowdy-Texan-then-bumbling-idiot Bush Jr.(or whoever's doing it these days).We've also seen Ross Perot, Al Gore, and Bob Dole.

Last night, we got it back, and for once the public knew more about the candidates before they saw an SNL skit about it. So here we go..what I like about this sketch is that they don't make fun of either candidate that much but focus more on people's attitudes towards them.

I don't think that every Obama supporter is giving in to his charisma. If you like what the guy's about that's great but you have to admit that a lot of people are like this guy...right when he says the word "inspire" is when I feel he loses all credibility:

I've already written waaaayy more than usual, so go on over to Jeremy's post to see what he has to say and watch the kick-ass news segment that Tina Fey delivers. I wish she would make a regular appearance on the show. It would be a strong, sensible view point in support of Hillary Clinton which she needs. And it would also make me laugh.

Friday, February 22, 2008

just so you know...

Rachel got a great new pair of Armani Exchange aviator glasses that she is very excited about.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Sunday, February 03, 2008

philthy's angels

The girls who made me that card...wait, let me start at the top. I was at Walgreen's and they had t=shirts for sale, 5/$10. The last one I picked was bright orange and a size small. I knew it wouldn't fit but I nonetheless decided to buy it. When I got to work one of the girls who made me that card was wearing a bright orange sweat shirt. For shits and giggles I put my new orange shirt. Then the other girl said she had just bought an orange shirt and went home on her lunch break to get it. This is what resulted:


Sunday, January 27, 2008

silly rabbits

There are a couple of teenage girls at my work who get rather silly when they get together.

They were hanging out and decided that I was really cool. How about that! They wanted to express this to me through a card. I bring it to you in it's entirety.






A while ago all the other girls (Chelsea, Rene, Kati)left the store for college or whatever. I'm really glad we have some again, even if they are so young. They provide me with entertainment.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Senor Coconut

Jeremy just made a post about who's performing at Coachella. When I saw Kraftwerk it made me think about someone I haven't heard from in a long time...

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

i gotcher stimulative growth package right here!

I never paid much attention to teh economy. I only did enough to get by in economics class in high school which, believe me, wasn't much. This was a class that used Wall Street and The Secret of My Success as educational films. Still, with all this talk about a tax rebate, of course im going to pay attention. So they think giving $500-800 to people and $1600 to families will help boost the economy. Critics say it will put us further into debt, that people won't invest in the right places or just save it out of fear of a recession,and that lower-income families won't get as much, or anything, while they are the ones who really need it.
Regardless of the viewpoints, I dont think this is anything I haver a say in, so If they do fork over $800, what am I gonna do with it?

-I really want Photoshop in my laptop. I can get a student discount and, unless I'm misunderstanding, it shouldn't cost nearly as much as it does retail.

-I would like a quality digital camera. The one I have has run it's course, not that it was ever any good in the first place. I would like something to take decent dirty pic...er, decent reference photos for art work.

-I'd probably save a big chunk of it. Hey, this school shit ain't free.

-...Oh, I mean Im going to spend all of it on an LCD HD TV for Jeremy.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

tomer hanuka

I've been reading Juxtapoz at work and the feature of the last issue caught my attention. Tomer Hanuka's beautiful illustrations are a fine specimen of mixing traditional drawing with the digital medium. His clean, expressive lines are colored in digitally with rich, emotional color. He has an online portfolio that is a treat to look at. He mostly works as an illustrator but has done some work in comicss as well.
This illustration is my favorite. I believe it was used in Playboy.

Coincidently, he also did a picture for the book I am currently reading, Life of Pi. I don't know if it's for the cover of another edition or what, but it's gorgeous.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

quarter review

I just started the winter quarter at school. Here's a small sample of what I accomplished last quarter.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

an imaginary job

I found a web site that has people's stories, a lot of which are kinda fucked up. They are going to start posting illustrations to these stories starting next year. I decided to try a hand at it but unfortunately I think they already found some art for the story I've been working on the most. Here it my work-very-in-progress:








Now I'll turn my attention to others, like this one:


Wednesday, December 26, 2007

how i spent my christmas

I sang Turkey Lurkey Time to Jeremy's Warcraft guild members.

Gay? Check.

Geek? Check.


*that's not them, btw*

I also saw AVP:R. I will soon post a review of it on my other place thing where I write stuff.

Monday, December 24, 2007

i hated crocodile rock anyway

I don't go out and do things very often, I'm a total homebody. Usually it's the movies, but rarely do I want to see a performer or band or anything that might involve a lot of people so much that it will make me get off the couch and go outside. There was one thing, however, that I was looking forward to for sometime.
When I fully listened to Tilly and the Wall's two albums earlier this year I decided that, come hell or high water, I was going to see them live when they came to Seattle. I enjoyed their music more than anything I had heard in years. I was thrilled when I checked the Crocodile's calendar of events a few weeks ago and saw that they were going to be there in March. Now we all know that the Croc shut it's doors last week.
It seems logical that if the band is on tour they will find a new venue. I have not checked yet. However if they don't, I have learned that there might be something to my philosophy. Just stay home.

Monday, December 17, 2007

don't you wish your boyfriend was rad like mine?

He gave me my Christmas present and yeah, I'm totally going to show it off:

Yeah, man! It's even more beautiful in real life. My favorite thing about it is how much it reminds me of a station wagon.

Also, If it weren't for Jeremy, I wouldn't have gotten to see Dina Martina (who I'm sure I will see many times in the future) or my new favorite movie...please click the wheel.

Now that you are officially jealous, you may go.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

king cutie

Barbra Walters was on The View showing off her Christmas cards. First she showed the card from the White House that contained a bible passage in it. She commented on how she thought it was strange that the White House has a religious card, that she didn't remember them being religious in the past. She said something like "Do you think agnostics and athiests and muslims get the same card?" She went on to say that she wasn't saying anything bad about the White House, then cleared her throat a little in a way that made me feel her nudge the audience with her elbow.
Later on she showed the card from King Abdullah II of Jordan. I couldn't help but think, isn't he just the littlest bit dreamy?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

well read

It's been a while. School's out. Thank goodness. I can drink beer again! I'm pretty sure I aced math and probably yoga. Communication...not so much. I'll post my grades as soon as I get them. Now on to today's post...

I often criticize myself for not reading very much, other than comic books. While comics are a valid form of art, once in a while I'll feel like I'm not as intelligent because I don't read. However, I just as often remember that I have in fact read quite a few books, some that might even be considered literature. I would say that these are some of my favorites, but when it comes to reading I haven't read a book if I didn't really like it in the first place. That's why I never finished books like Candide, The Ice Storm, or The Stranger. I just didn't enjoy them (although I like "Killing an Arab").

Here's a rundown of my favorite favorites:

The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells. Just enough science-fiction, mystery, action and all around entertainment to satisfy my need for intelligent garbage. The hardest part was wanting to envision this naked man but not being able to because, well, he's invisible.





The Stepford Wives and Rosemary's Baby by Ira Levin. Kind of like what I said about The Invisible Man. A little trashy but so much fun, and I don't expect trashy fun from such great writers. I have yet to see or read any of Levin's plays but other books I want to experience are The Boys from Brazil and Sliver (even if I will think of UB40 with every turn of the page.) Both novels I've read are almost exactly like their movie adaptations. Needless to say I love both movies also. Now, the Frank OZ Stepford remake was total crap, but I know it was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. If I look at it that way, it was kind of funny. Sometimes.

The Bad Seed by William March. I reviewed this book on my review site. You can go there and read about it, but I warn you, I give away the ending.






Les Miserables by Victor Hugo. I read this in my senior year AP english class. The unabriged version. I still can't believe I did. Well, I did skip the part about Waterloo. It didn't really have to do with the story. I can see why I liked the book, what with my love of long, drawn out soap-opera-like stories. There's lots of melodrama and plot twists. I also liked to believe that Jean Valjean and Javert were, or had been, lovers. I don't know why, perhaps because of the obsession. I haven't seen the musical, but the movie version with Liam Neeson was kinda lame. If I ever read this again, it's going to be the abridged version!

Lots of Stephen King. Hey, its' like the highest quality fast food you can find.

So, I still have to finish Le Livre Blanc which should take about 30 min if I get myself started. And Seth just let me borrow The Life of Pi, which I'm pretty excited about.

Friday, November 30, 2007

acoustic disco

This is one of the many disco tracks I've been listening to. This video is rather self-indulgent, I just thought I'd share it for fun.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

free time

I used to have so much of it and did nothing with it. Now, since I've been going to school, I'm always thinking of things to do but I just don't have time for. When school gets out I am no longer just going to mope around my apartment until I have to go to work. Here's the kinds of things I will be being more productive about:

Drawing- It's one of those things I keep thinking "I'm going to draw or watercolor when I get home." But when I get home I have homework, laundry or sleep to attend to first.

Housework- I have really let my apartment go in the last couple of months. Luckily my roommate cleaned up for Thanksgiving. My bedroom, however,...let's not go there.

Keeping in touch- I have been neglecting a lot of my friends as of late. I plan to stop that. I have already called my old roommate, Steph, and my best friend, KC, this week.

basicaly anything thats not working or riding a bus or sitting in class- yeah, all that.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

alter ego

I drew a picture of my Worl of Warcraft character, Prokstabir, an undead rogue, while I was in math class the other day.

His shoulder pads are actually bigger, like the size of his head. Maybe I'll do a portrait of his warlock friend, Vulvarta, soon.

Passions quote of the day: 11/26/07

"It's so lucky to have a grandfather who's an evil genius."